Being alone in the house whilst I'm at work and the kids are at school, she confessed that she missed the patter of tiny feet, the squeals of toddler delight etc.
I have to admit, I kinda miss them too.
So, with a few gentle caresses, and some sweet nothings whispered in my ear, we decided to try for another baby.
After all, we're not getting any younger and I'd dearly want to achieve Ginny's LTW of marrying off 6 children, even if it costs me my LTW (Media Magnate).
Once again, our attempts proved successful, as she made 'best friends' with Mr Toilet once more.
After a successful day at work, managing to gain another friend towards my quota, and all the kids fast asleep. I was pretty much wide awake, unable to sleep and nothing much else to do. So I decided to try out our brand spanking new telescope.
After all, if Helen is to become a Scientist (or something like), she just has to have the 'best'.
It was a clear night, a little frosty, but nothing to write home about.
When it happened
Again.
A beam of light dropped directly down above my head, blinding me temporarily.
I felt that all too familiar vacuum as my feet were swept from beneath me.
Screaming at the top of my lungs, hoping someone would save me from what was to happen, I fear my yells were all in vain.
Even though I held on for dear life, I could feel my fingers loosening from the telescope as the vacuum increased. Before I knew it, I was catapulting skywards.
My last vision, was that of Tristan, looking out the window at my abduction. The last person I wanted to witness this.
I was lucky the first time at college.
However, I fear that this time it's the 'real deal'.
No matter how I look at it.....
.... I'm going to be pregnant.
What took hours, I was finally returned back to earth with a nasty bump.
Yep, had that feeling too and I'm beginning to count the bruises already.
The only ones to greet me were Cleo our faithful cat.
An extremely worried and frightened Tristan.
And the skunk, who just happened to amble along at that precise moment.
What a welcome home.
As I rubbed my sore behind and ingrained into my memory of yet another abduction, the gentle sounds of a lullaby could be heard in my head.
It is as I'd confirmed.
It's official
I'm pregnant.
Now what?
I think I need to lie down
Signing out, sore and worried
Ambrose
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