It's about time I put pen to paper and finally told you my story.
My name is Ambrose Graystone and I live in Riverblossom Hills with my parents.
But that's where it gets weird. My mom and dad aren't married, and the majority of my life was spend with my mom.
She had this really weird thing going on, wanting her own independence and all of that.
But they're a liberal pair anyway, and when dad finally moved in, they decided NOT to get married after all. They were far too old for all of that.
My mom is a whiz with a paintbrush.
She managed to convert the dirtiest, most run down house ever, and made it into the best ever home we've ever lived in.
I hope she doesn't mind if I share some photos with you all. I kinda borrowed these from my mom's album. Just look at that lounge. It's awful.
Yet, after a few months, she had it looking like this
She's really clever is my mom.
But she does like to get me all embarrassed too.
After all, she can't resist getting out my baby pics and showing them off to friends, neighbours and visitors.
For years, she's always considered me to be a beautiful baby.
So, I thought I'd post my proverbial 'baby' pics (or at least one of them)
So here we are, cute baby Ambrose coming up
Yeah, that's me.
Wow, I look so serious there.
Well, I guess I was, to some point, but now it's so embarrassing.
Anyway, whilst I'm on a roll, I'll show you some pics of my mom and dad.
Just to let you know, they're not your typical run-of-the-mill pics here.
Like this one...
Yeah, right. I guess I'll stay on the good side of mom from now on.
As for dad, I didn't realise what a private man he is.
At every given moment, he's sitting quietly, writing in his own personal journal.
And here's a pic of the two of them together....
I'll do my best to update you on a regular basis.
This is Ambrose signing out
Bye
