Obviously a lot more happened at college, but these random events just didn't quite tie in with what had been happening to Ambrose and his dorm buddies.
But, I thought I'd add them in anyway.
"Oooohhh, boobies! Are they real?"
"Of course they are, and can you please stop staring at them!"
"Can I touch one?"
"No! Now beat it ok, before I poke your eyes out, I'm not in a very good mood at present."
Who the heck are you, and what are you doing in my dorm? Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here?
Gah! Winter really brings out my migraine.
Even looking out the window hurts my eyes.
Hmph, not so much of a hint of sympathy there.
*Note to self, must try a new tactic*
Wow, at long last, you've made yourself useful, now get into all those nooks and crannies there, you never know what germs are lurking.
What do you mean, you don't want to play chess? It's the finest game in the whole world!!!!
"Don't think I'm funny, but I think it, and you are boring."
"That's not what you said shortly after I came back from my abduction."
"Erm, ahem, well. Let's just not talk about that okay?"
"Hiya Ginny, wanna check out my hot bod?"
"Erm, thanks but no thanks. I think I've seen quite enough."
Big scary monster faces.
Ahem, well, I think Ginny beat me with that one.
Hey man, haven't you heard of a shower?
You're polluting the atmosphere here.
Ewww.
I dig for an hour, looking for treasure.
And all I get for my trouble is a bone?
Ohhh look! A rock!!!
*sigh*
Now, what does the dorm cook do on her break time?
She blogs online about.....
.... cooking!!!
There's a whistling epidemic here in the dorm.
Even the cook is doing it now.
Ohh, look, a pretty ball.
Erm, what do I do with it now?
"Hey, this is cool, hanging out and doing research with you all."
"Your book is upside down."
"Really? Never noticed."
(continues to read)
*sigh* Cow Mascots, who'd have them?
"MMMM, mmmm! You got a nice hot bod there Brosie!"
"Why thank you Ginnie, glad you approve."
Ginny has a wicked sense of humour.
"Hey cow mascot, do you want to go give the cook a big kiss? Just for me?
(bats eyelids)
"Hey sure, ok, I can do that."
*snigger*
"They're so gullible."
"Hey sweetie pie, mind if I lay my sultry lips across your soft hand?"
"Hey back off creep! I'd rather kiss a dirty dishcloth, now beat it before I swipe you with my wooden spoon."
"Yay!! Oh yay!!"
Cleve, you're really really weird. Now you're cheering on the cheerleaders?
Man, I'd hate to get inside your head.
Just don't bust a button okay?
And last but not least, you can't beat a good old fashioned bust up between a cow mascot and a cheerleader.
The Cow Mascot revealed.
"Ho hum, this theory of relativity is sooo interesting."
"I'll get you, wait and see."
"Oh really?"
COWABUNGA!!!!
"How about this for a headlock mister? Try getting out of that one now."
"Hey! No fair! I can't see for all this dust!"
"Ha! Not so tough without your costume now are you?"
"Now we're even."
*Writer's notes*
Don't worry, Ambrose will be graduating in the next update, I promise.
And
There's going to be a special little surprise for everyone too.
2 comments:
ohhhh a suprise, what is it? I know your probably gonna tell me to wait, but I'm terrible at that. :)
Lol, you must have had fun putting this all together, it was fun seeing all the other stuff behind the scenes that doesn't make it into the story. Its a good idea.
Can't wait for the next update, and the next and then the next. And hopefully by that time he'll be having his first baby *rubs hands with antisipation*.
Nope, shan't tell you (that'll spoil it), but one thing's for certain. It's totally unexpected and hopefully it'll all make you smile afterwards.
I had all these spare, random pics, and I didn't want them all to go to waste as some of them were really funny events.
So I decided, to add these in as a mini story and use them all up.
What a great bunch of memories for Ambrose to keep, once he graduates and moves into the 'real world'.
As for the future, well, it's no big secret that Virginia wants a big family. With Ambrose being an only child, this is going to be an interesting 'life lesson' for him.
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